I was eating with my friend and her boyfriend. I notice something in her hair and i was like “aye, there is something in your hair girl” and she was like “oh can you get it out fo me?” I leaned in
….i smell shit coming from her hair and i saw a piece of shit in her hair.
Long story short. Her boyfriend has a fetish of feces.
OH FOR FUCK’S SAKE
THEIR SLOGAN IS “STRONGER THAN GREASE”
AND I WAS LIKE OKAY YEAH MAKES SENSE FOR A DISH SOAP- WAIT
AJAX WAS A GREEK SOLDIER RENOWNED FOR HIS STRENGTH
AJAX IS STRONGER THAN ALL OF GREECE
someone who worked at ajax has literally waited 66 years for you to get this
Anonymous asked: my friend did an Ouija board and knows the date and location of his death and it's gonna be this year in a car with someone I know, so he's avoiding that route where the accidents supposed to happen
thats scary as hell wtf do NOT touch ouija boards for the love of god
mom: dinners ready